slavery:

the-aprils-only-fool:

slavery:

Remember when the world was supposed to end in 2012

Wym 2012 ain’t over yet

kimmy-arts:

‪I’ve always wanted a pink Bulbasaur 🌸🍃🌸‬

gaily-daily:

Eddie didn’t even KNOW Anne was bonded with Venom he just straight up saw his alien bf coming at him with tits and thought ‘alright I guess’

xenethes:

apparently porn bots are now hacking into in-use accounts (I’m assuming larger accounts) and posting while the blog owner is still active. 

holy fuck.

why are staff so incompetent

rather than fixing their obviously very flawed code and development, they’re deciding to ban tits? fucking tits?

that being said, although it’s so unlikely this will happen to me, please know that it’s not me posting these links and photos. Please dont click on the links. 

oh my god.

mooncrickets:

nnyas:

I’m crying guys look a snail 🐌

effervescent

thecommonchick:

“we gotta talk later”

BITCH TELL ME NOW I GOT ANXIETY

abbleremorse:

fulminata2:

When you pick up a sword for the first time you will be slow and awkward. This is frustrating, but refuse the temptation to try and become a “faster” fencer. Chasing after speed is like trying to catch smoke. If you try and pursue speed, all you will accomplish is haste. Haste is the enemy of 1st class fencing.

Speed is a lie the untrained mind tells itself when it sees an action it cannot follow. The truth is a combination of timing, control, and fluidity. Fluid motion, even done slowly, will always arrive before a hasty strike. Control will allow you to move without wasteful motion that will slow you down. Timing will eliminate the need to move fast almost entirely. There is no need to get somewhere fast so long as you get there at the right time.  

Tip for mymutuals who engage in bladed armed combat